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“He’s the third wide receiver for Arizona. When you see him, Arizona is using 3 wide receivers.”
“He got deep penetration.”
“They tried it.  It didn’t work.”
“Brent Kiesel put a lick on Warner as he released” – Frank Gifford
“You run on passing downs; you pass on running downs.”
“I need a Madden to English Dictionary.” – Andrea
“If [...]

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“I would rather swim in a river of boiling snot than wear a pair of crocs.” Simon whatever his name is on iLove the New Millennium on Vh1.
“Aren’t these like jellies for Millennials?” (or something like that) Amy from Evanesence
“WHO WEARS PLASTIC SHOES?! If you Ken, you wear plastic shoes. If you [...]

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Seeing things…

So when it tells me “Windows Malicious Software Removal Tool” does that mean its going to take windows (because I find Windows and Microsoft to be malicious) off of here and magically turn into a computer I can use… you know.. like an iMac or MacBookPro with OS X on it.
At least Steve Jobs is [...]

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Are your nails too long?

(to the tune of “Turkey in the Straw” or as we probably know it “do your ears hang low?”)
Do they get in the way?  Can you not use an iPhone, no matter what they say?
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As someone with kind of long fingernails, I really don’t know what they are talking about.  My nails are about the [...]

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It’s an Eggar suit…

You just can’t go wrong with saying that (from Men in Black if you don’t remember).  I must leap completely out of character for this blog to present to you the Eye of the Boob.. I mean Tiger swimsuit.
Jen sent it to me.

Do not look directly into the eyes. You could get slapped. [...]

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